MomoiCave

Prompt Engineer at Large · Wild Chicken University

About

I don't know what I'm doing, but my AI does. Undergrad at Wild Chicken University, majoring in "It works on my machine". My resume is AI-generated, this paragraph included. Ask my AI for details.

Skills

Orchestrating AI agents to do my job (and billing myself for it)
Professional delegation: "AI, fix this" → 47 hours of debugging anyway
Copy-paste engineer (Level: Master — I copy and I paste)
Browser tab hoarder, promise I'll read them later
Fluent in three languages: Google, Stack Overflow, and ChatGPT
Coffee 99th percentile (power user)

Projects

Hello World — my magnum opus. Works flawlessly in production... when it's not production.
404 — personal site. Loads in 0.01s because there's nothing on it. My proudest achievement.
The AI Workforce — I hire 10 AI agents to do what 1 line of code could've done. They're overworked, I'm thriving.
Turn it off and on again — enterprise-grade solution, 100% success rate.

Achievements

Successfully prompted my way out of a midterm (Wild Chicken U, 2026)
Fixed a bug by restarting the server. Promoted to Senior.

Contact

Don't. I'll see your issue on GitHub in 3 business days. Or never. Don't worry, I've already asked the AI to respond.